Redrum Bar Soap
You sidle up to the bar. The bartender who wasn’t there a second ago asks why the long face. You order a bourbon, but all he has is rum. Ugh, rum. Rum always makes you feel angry. And dull. Not this stuff, though he says. This is the good stuff. Wild berries and spices combine with a scrubby layer of cranberry seeds to help relieve all of your suspense.