Cloven Orange Bar Soap
You remember that thing where you used to poke cloves into an orange and let it dry out, and it was like... an ornamant or something? What was up with that? I mean, it always smelled pretty good, though. This is basically that, but in a soap, and guaranteed Black Phil approved. ...Look, just trust us, it's good. Sweet orange will brighten your mood, while cinnamon and clove mellow you out. Plus it's got oatmeal to soothe your skin. Delicious!