Friday Five - Stinks Edition

We're working on our candle game in the Bathomet Labs, and before we go full Yankee-Candle and betray our brand, I give you Top Five Candle Scents I Would Love to Make that Nobody Would Buy

Garage - A mix of two-stroke engine oil and mildew. A real dad scent. 
Cold Cat Fur - The oddly smoky way a cat smells when it comes in during the winter.  
Wet Leaves - You know, the smell of fresh rain on lawns, with a hint of worms.
Permanent Marker - Smells good, man. 
Vinegar - If I were pickled, I’d probably eat me.

What are yours?